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Issue 01
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Hey there…
After a long hiatus, I’m bringing back the newsletter as GOBSMACKED.
Each Monday morning, I will share delightfully punchy copywriting examples I’ve found throughout the previous week in the form of a headline, a sentence, and a paragraph.
My goal is to keep this thing short and inspired. Think Pinterest for creative folk. Except I control everything you see.
Enjoy.
HEADLINE — DAY JOB X REVEL
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This headline’s shorter than short cake and sweeter than honey. Perfect for an OOH ad. And living proof that a remarkably simple description can be deeply engaging.
Crafted by the eternally creative team with the best agency name around: Day Job.
SENTENCE — LOVE + MONEY X PAIRE
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“Spawning sweat patches” versus “Sweat marks” or “Sweat stains” is a stroke of brilliance. It’s these tiny details turning a potentially ordinary first sentence into an extraordinary, memorable one.
PARAGRAPH — STILLBITTER LEMONADE CO.
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StillBitter Lemonade Co. is a no sugar, ultra bitter lemonade drink whose branding is as sour as its origin story.
The paragraph above pulls no punches. It tells a story in the form of a run-on sentence that’s edgy and hard to look away from.
This fearless tone of voice and photographic direction stands millions of miles away from typical “sweet” Lemonade brands.
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“YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO DO SOMETHING THAT WILL PUT SOMEONE OFF, THAT OTHERS MIGHT LOVE.”
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